“I’m not here to hold your hand” says the Race Director during the briefing at the start of the 2016 Hill & Dale Series. Fell running is quite different from more mass market areas of the sport that have mushroomed in recent years. It, along with cross country, feel like a throwback to a previous age when miniscule numbers of athletes would compete at a high standard in events that would be virtually unknown by the general public. This is part of its charm to me. They feel like you’re competing in real athletic events. Not fun runs or big corporate events where you’re just ticking a box.
Hill & Dale itself is seen by some as a taster for more serious mountain running events in the calendar. Distances are no longer than 6 miles, though the climbing contained within those miles would go up to nearly 3000 feet. In addition, while grid references are provided you don’t usually need navigation skills to run them. This is in part to the numbers involved. If there's a couple of hundred people running up mountains you can just follow the pack. They are well marshalled too. The organisers, Newcastle AC, have been doing these races for some time and have thought of every contingency, including having mountain rescue jeeps available.
I really enjoyed doing the series in 2015. I managed 9 out of the 11 races. Not particularly well in some cases. For the Slieve Donard race I finished in over 2 hours and was one of the stragglers at the back. Nevertheless I got the commemorative backpack to show for my efforts in doing the series.
For 2016 I wanted to take it up a level and do the NIMRA Championship. These are a series of events of varying lengths all of which are longer than Hill & Dale. Going from a run up and down Glenariff where you get presented a bag of spuds for your efforts, up to the Seven Sevens where you climb all the tallest peaks in The Mournes. To get a Championship position all I needed to do was 4 races of varying distances.
Something unique to these races for me are the kit requirements. These consist of waterproof clothing, a hat, a compass and a whistle. I’ve never needed to use any of these though I did see how they might be needed as you can cool off very quickly in the mountains, especially if you have to stop due to an injury or getting lost (neither uncommon). NIMRA events, because they’re especially hardcore require a particular map (Mourne Outdoor Pursuits Ordnance Survey Map) along with emergency rations.
Sadly I had to miss the spud race so The Fallows it was. This would be a race of 10 miles up from Kilbroney up to the peaks around Slievemartin with some extra running around the mountain bike trails.
It was a bit of a rush down there. I had to collect all the extended kit requirements and drive down via a detour meaning I was fairly flustered. The fact that I was at a Craft Beer festival the previous evening wasn’t helping either. The kit requirements including an ordnance survey map meant I couldn’t cram everything into my handy bum bag and I’d have to wear a backpack. It was really warm so I was only wearing my club vest. I didn’t think to bring water as I don’t think of doing that unless it’s a marathon. Mountain events don’t usually dish out refreshments during the race it seems. No doubt this is related to litter issues. 26 Extreme events seem to be an exception to this with their decent water stations which provide various healthy options like fruit cake and nuts.
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| The race start at Kilbroney |
At the start there were about 60 odd runners with several familiar faces who I knew I wasn’t going to see after the start. They didn’t end up checking our kit at the start. They just pointed us to the sign listing them. I was standing there wondering how many would pass the kit requirements as a lot of people had very slim hip belts which Im not sure would be able to hold a chunky map, or indeed the waterproofs. I’ll have to investigate the art of mountain race kit packing.
We started with a gentle uphill which was getting gradually steeper. I was relieved when took the opposing fork from Fiddlers Green and carried on, as I remembered the pain from the Slieve Martin Hill & Dale and wasn’t feeling like a super sharp climb right at the start.
We carried on the path for a bit before the marshals directed us to go straight up through the forest on a narrow trail. Annoyingly, it was a tough climb, but there were bits you could run. This really tests the endurance as you’re still running but at a steep elevation as opposed to just walking. The numbers were thinning out now, but I was next to a Lagan Valley girl. I was determined to keep people in sight. I may not have needed it for the first part. As there were arrows all the way up through the forest.
There was a bit of a complaint from some that the people ahead weren’t exactly following the arrows and choosing the most direct path up. I didn’t really know whether that mattered. These routes are ultimately self-navigating. There were certain parts where you were directed to run a particular place by the marshals, particularly at the cairn at the top of the mountain, but few other spots.
After 2 miles or so we reached the end of the forest and emerged onto the open mountain. This spot was the real “we’re not in Kansas anymore” moment the previous year at the Slieve Martin Hill & Dale. Out running in unfamiliar ground at the top of a mountain surrounded by spectacular views of Carlingford Lough and the mountains across the border.
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| Emerging onto the open mountain |
The next part of the course was a lot of fun. Everybody could cut loose and run fast across varied terrain. I was able to manage a good pace until confronted with a foul looking mucky stream. There were some guys right behind me so I didn’t slow up and just jumped straight into it. They pointed out that I should have used a plank to cross it. However, I did that the previous year and slipped into the stream anyway. (On the way back I used the plank and then immediately fell in the muck just after. That bit is nasty) In any case, I didn’t get particularly wet feet. The new Inov8 X Talon shoes I use aren’t completely waterproof, but do the job unless you’re submerged, They’re also light and grippy.
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| X-Talons on the left. Mudclaws on the right. |
There were a further couple of miles on the mountain, mostly running on grass before joining a gravelly trail that a lot of mountain bikers were using. I was able to speed up a lot here and I passed a few people. The route here converged with a later part of the Mourne Way Marathon which I’ve done twice. The X-Talons handled the ground well . Last year I ran this stretch in Mudclaws, a more aggressive fell shoe and my feet really suffered on the hard ground.
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| On the way back |
Towards the end of this 5k stretch I passed the first familiar face, Sam from Newcastle. This was good news, as she would almost certainly know where she was going, being a regular local fell runner. It also meant that I was doing ok. I would sometimes pass Sam on road races but it was almost unprecedented in a fell race. However, we hadn’t run down the mountain yet. The biggest difference between a fell runner and a road runner isn’t so much the climbing or being on the top of the mountain. It’s being able to run very fast on seemingly suicidal descents.
This stretch ended when instead of running the familiar route down to Kilbroney we forked left and went back up the mountain on a trail I’d never been up. It was absolutely gorgeous up there with panoramic views of the mountains from a new angle. I’d have taken a picture but I was happy being near a few runners who seemed to know what they were doing.
Soon enough it was time to run down the mountain. The Lagan Valley girl who I’d been running near for most of the race started to disappear as did the other runners in front. I approached a really steep downhill section which mostly consisted of loose rocks. I had to stop and walk down. I immediately moved to the side as I knew Sam wouldn’t be far behind. As if on cue, she emerged at the top of the hill and without hesitation hurtled down the mountain at breakneck speed, politely apologising as she passed me keeping perfectly upright while skipping on the the rocks. By the time I got down to the bottom of that stretch I was alone with no-one in sight.
This is where I get lost, right? I followed an arrow and immediately knew something wasn’t right. At the end of a trail I was at a junction with no more arrows. I turned left as that was downhill. I passed some day walkers who obviously hadn’t seen any other runners. I asked them for directions, but they knew less than me. In any case it didnt matter. I was 8.4 miles in and I just had to head towards the lough. I wasn’t going to take a sodding compass reading at that point. I saw a sign saying Cloughmor Trail. I knew that would lead back to Kilbroney and headed for the finish along a well travelled path. The route I should have taken was the steep descent of Fiddler’s Green. I wasn’t too bothered as when running that last year I passed lots of folk with sore ankles. With a week to go until the Highland Fling a busted ankle was the last thing I needed.
| Course Elevation Profile |
I approached the finish line from the wrong direction to the bemused reactions from the marshals. I checked with Sam and I’d run an extra 0.3 miles and was 10 minutes behind her with a time of 1h55m. I was 50th out of 59th.
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| Finished. They were surprised to see me coming from the wrong direction |
Newry City Runners, the organisers put on some tea and sarnies. They’d done a good job. A reasonable number of marshals and more markers than I’d seen in a mountain race. I’d still taken a wrong turn, but organisers aren’t there to hold our hands after all! It only gets tougher from here. The next one is a “horseshoe” of mountains across half marathon distance.
On the way back I passed through the aftermath of the Ballynahinch 10k. How much less of an ordeal would that have been! But then I probably wouldn’t be able to write about it.













